After a Friday evening discussion with my stepson, the recent high school graduate, in which I learned he had no intention of brushing his teeth that night OR the next morning before being delivered to work by his friend, my brain shorted out.
In a desperate attempt to escape the reality that I had failed to teach the most basic of hygiene practices in 8 years, (and afraid to ask exactly WHEN the last tooth brushing had taken place), my alter ego began channeling Auntie Mame. For those who don’t know who Auntie Mame is, please see the Rosalind Russell version of the movie as soon as possible.
While I spent the weekend beating myself up and muttering a lot, the following is how my alter ego spent hers:
Awoke from a delightful night’s sleep, excited about my plans for Saturday. First on the agenda, outside to feed the chickens! (I highly recommend the apple laying chickens. SO much more interesting than the egg laying variety. Those are so…DONE.)
Next, an al fresco breakfast in the garden by the water feature. It’s so much more peaceful now that the gnomes have been relocated. They did unmentionable things in the water feature. Ghastly.
After breakfast, meditation. The beauty of meditating is that you don’t need fancy equipment or mats. You just plop down wherever. It’s a state of mind, after all, and I can relax under the most austere conditions!
Feeling surprisingly rejuvenated, I popped back into the house to change for my dear friend’s wedding at the little white chapel. Not too dressy, just a small affair. It’s the bride’s day to show off her plumage, after all!
What a wonderful ceremony! And finally, throwing birdseed makes sense!
After a busy morning taking care of my mind and spirit, I was ready to do something constructive. I would finish that knitting project I’d been working on for weeks. It IS a rather large project. Imagine my frustration to discover the cat had gotten ahold of it! What a mess! (Dare I say it was a real catastrophe?)
I decided to give up on my knitted lounge chair and go back to my other project. I’ve been making a dress.
Or a lamp. Or maybe it’s a “dramp.” Here’s the finished product. It’s positively illuminating, if I say so myself. I don’t recommend sitting in it, though. It’s more of a standing thing.
Now, for a little relaxation. A good book. What to select from the bookshelf?
Reading should be educational, entertaining, or enriching. Barring those, it should FEEL rewarding. But where to read? I always choose a room reflective of the book itself. Thank goodness I have the perfect room in which to read “To the Scaffold – the Story of Marie Antoinette.”
Time flies when you’re reading a good book! But it’s time to get ready to entertain my amazing friends! I have such fun activities lined up! We’re going to have a few drinks and ride my latest find: The big lavender hot dog. I was going to call it “The Weiner,” but that has such dreadfully negative connotations now, thanks to former Representative, Anthony… But we shall persevere! There’s nothing more innocent or childlike than enjoying a ride on a rocking, inflatable object. Full report to follow!
I’m back! What a perfect evening! We talked and laughed; we had cocktails!
Don’t be silly. Cocktails. Like this:
Then, we played that game where you find shapes in the clouds. I found a duckie. My newest, DEAREST friend, Vida Beatrice (pronounce the “a” as in “hat”) Cassidy Brown insisted she could see a horse in this formation. I think she’s too competitive.
I’ll have to keep an eye on Beatrice. Between you and me, she may be delusional.
A few of my delightful friends may or may not have “overindulged,” so I wheeled them to the guest rooms in my newest conveyance.
A leather wheelbarrow! So much better than dragging people. My back adores me now!
Tomorrow is another day, but for tonight, adieu! What a wonderful day! I hope tomorrow is just as imaginary! I mean magical!
Sweet dreams. (Brush your teeth!)
P.S. Beautiful and strange home decor images from homeklondike.com