I LOVE A GOOD HISTORY

I was actually sick enough to stay home from work the other day. It takes a lot to make me do that, because there’s usually nothing worth watching. However, this time, the universe aligned and I found myself drawn into King Tut’s Mystery Tomb Opened on the Discovery Channel. It was the story of Tomb […]

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

Somehow, my whole life has become food related. “What did you do for Easter?” We ate at the club. “What did you do this weekend?” Ate at that new restaurant. “What did you do last night?” Ate blue point oysters and fresh halibut. “What are you doing for Mother’s Day?” Eating at a buffet where I can […]

HOW I RESCUED THE EASTER BUNNY

Okay, so this is slightly late, so kill me. At least I’m not writing it at Thanksgiving! For the past three Easters, I spent the Saturday before subjecting myself to what can only be described as one of the circles of hell. I accompany my mother, brother, sister-in-law and my precocious niece to the country […]

PARADE AND PUNISHMENT

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A REPEAT OF THE ST. PATRICK’S DAY POST THAT REMAINED UP FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS, THEN SOMEHOW DISAPPEARED. TECHNOLOGY IS NOT MY FRIEND. Let’s say I did it for science. Why else would someone over the age of 25 attend a St. Patrick’s Day parade they have managed to avoid for the last […]

BREAKING UP IS HARD TO DO

    I’ve done what women fear most. I’ve broken up with my hair stylist. As my friend Doug often writes, <clutch pearls.> Guys may not understand, but a girl’s hair stylist is sacred. It’s easily right next to mother, sister, best friend, and cat on the list of those we tell our secrets (and […]

THEY CALL IT “HOLIDAY SPIRIT” BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU WANT TO DRINK

Due to medication and someone having the terrible judgment (sorry, Mom, but it’s true sometimes), I was left to my own devices in the mall. As the story goes, Mom met me at Northpark Center to generously purchase my early Christmas present, birthday present and perhaps Easter gift, all in one. Once she departed, I […]

HOLIDAY SIDE EFFECTS

For those who read A Pain in the Neck, you will understand that there is no possible way to take five prescriptions without there being some side effects. Mine range from heart burn, nausea, blurred vision, slurred speech, hallucinations, drowsiness, and a sudden desire to be crafty. As in MAKE CRAFTS. It all began when […]

A PAIN IN THE NECK

I realize it is never interesting to hear about someone’s ailments. Too bad. I am going to explain my behavior over the past three weeks in the hope that my experience can help others. Due to the fact that I apparently have a target on the back of every vehicle I’ve ever owned that says […]

A JOY-OUS OCCASION

After a slight delay for physical and mental recovery, I am prepared to share the details of the wedding of the year. Amongst those participating we’ve got a bride – the Viscountess, the groom – a Mr. Joy, the Viscountess’ ex-husband – a Spanish Viscount, and his fiancée – Carlos. (Pausing while everyone catches up. […]