This is the conversation that took place on the day of the procedure, from the time I left the room where the wire was inserted into the lump, through the surgery prep and into the evening. I hope it is worth a chuckle or two for others.
Somehow I left out the screen shot where I say something about not thinking that was a compliment.
That’s how I spent the day of surgery. I have the best friends. And the silliest. Thanks, guys and gals. I couldn’t have done it without you. And special thanks to my husband who had to listen as I read these aloud all day. XO