MUMBLES GOES TO SCHOOL

School is starting. But not for me. No more urging a sleepy teenager out of the house at 7:15 a.m. and repeating all the way to school, "What?  What? Are you talking? Are you moving your lips? Are you sure you're moving your lips?  Well, I don't think you are. Austin, enunciate! Speak. Up!!" Nope. No … Continue reading MUMBLES GOES TO SCHOOL

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BAD DECISIONS MAKE GOOD STORIES

When I was in my early twenties / late teens – back during the Ice Age, (Vanilla Ice, smarty pants), I used to tell my mother I was getting all the wildness out of my system before I was old enough to be charged as an adult. (Gee, maybe I was a little dramatic, as … Continue reading BAD DECISIONS MAKE GOOD STORIES